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Episode 78: Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater
In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water’s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a […]
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Episode 77: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III: My Cat’s Nipples
In this amazing installment of The Adventures of Guy Ballard, Mel confesses her fascination with feline anatomy, but can you really blame her? Especially when the episode covers a cult leader who totally wasn’t having gay adventures in the woods of Mount Shasta with strange men while his wife thinks he’s communing with “God” or […]
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Episode 76: Keith “The Beast” Gibson: A Trustworthy Citizen
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of a man so trustworthy that not only was he paroled early, they kept paroling him over and over again. And when the D.U.S.E. says “trusted” we mean he’s as trustworthy as a rabid fat woman set loose in an ice cream cake factory. But, […]
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Episode 75: Christmas Special: JonBenet Ramsey: Xmas Beauty Queen
Want to know what’s worse than seeing the notification for a new D.U.S.E. episode on Christmas Day? Being a child beauty pageant queen! In this very merry Christmas special Eli and Mel deliver you the finest evil the holidays can offer, and no we aren’t talking about your Aunt Marge’s blueberry cobbler. The story of […]
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DUSE After Dark: Where’s The Beef?
Mel rants about the state of American cuisine: what the elites think is for dinner, Californians drinking their own urine, Bill Gates bullying American farmers, and the terrible scourge of cow farts. Meanwhile in Iowa, Satanists are victimized by a hate crime when a statue of Baphomet loses its head, leading Eli to give a […]
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Episode 74: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga
What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! In this episode Eli and Mel discuss Chris-Chan’s rise to stardom with a descent into his infamous Sonichu web comic and a few of his early antics that would […]
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DUSE After Dark: Everything Is Made of Spiders
Here it is folks! The inaugural episode of the D.U.S.E. network’s hit new show: The DUSE After Dark! Hosted by the lovely Mel November and that guy she keeps hidden in her closet. This episode has everything you want: Eli ignoring what Mel says, Eli mansplaining why everyone in the world is wrong, and Eli […]
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Episode 73: The Killer Clown of Palm Beach: A “Thour-ah” Affair
What’s worse than being approached by a clown first thing in the morning? Being shot in the face by a clown first thing in the morning. And that’s the kind of evil being delivered to your ear holes by the D.U.S.E! Eli and Mel discuss the story of a six-foot tall sexually ambiguous bright orange […]
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Episode 72: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga
In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the super duper top secret world of a man and his never-ending quest to find the one thing we all need…Love! The Lord of The Rings has taught us that the most amazing journeys begin with one step…unless you’re Chris-Chan. Then you never take any actual steps. In […]
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Episode 71: The Grunch: A White Trash Goblin
Is it a ghost? Is it a demon? Does it have thumbs? That’s just a few of the questions Eli and Mel attempt to answer in this episode. Down a long desolate road in the middle of a swamp is the lair of….the Grunch! Whether it’s the demonic offspring of a voodoo priestess or the […]
