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Episode 70: Thanksgiving Special: The Katrina Cannibal
Want to know what pairs well with a holiday where you sit around a table surrounded by loved ones and gorge yourself while the majority of the world starves? Listening to this year’s Thanksgiving special! And boy does the D.U.S.E. provide. In this episode Eli somehow thinks that the Big Easy is “Bean Town” which […]
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Episode 69: Albany Hauntings Part II: Ack-Dem-Dem-I-Shin
In this episode Eli and Mel discuss several hauntings across the city of Albany. Sure some of them might have been a hipster marketing strategy, but those of us at The D.U.S.E. assure you that some of them might be real. If you like stories of Catholic priests losing their minds, Dutch settlers getting scalped, […]
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Episode 68: Operation Mockingbird: Herbert Marcuse
We started with the Creel Committee during WWI and came up with the Office of War Information during WWII. This eventually gave way to the Office of Strategic Services and then the Central Intelligence Agency, once again proving that Eli’s schizophrenic paranoia was correct! Herbert Marcuse, a socialist Jew from Germany, created the open-air prison […]
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Episode 67: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga
In this brand-new series, Eli and Mel prove that they’re much more than the uncultured swine they appear to be as they discuss the enigmatic black-hole of human attention known as Chris-Chan! Or the second coming of Christ, take your pick. This episode features a pair of alcoholics in their golden years, an animatronic bear […]
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Episode 66: Halloween Special: The Bloody Benders
In this Halloween special, Eli recounts the tale of a Mexican who strong-armed him for cheap Chinese food. But that’s not the only spooky thing revealed on the show this Samhain! It’s really about how happy families spend quality time together. Knitting, reading the newspaper, playing Yahtzee, murdering lonely men. Some might say there’s no […]
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Episode 65: The Taco Bell Killer Part VI: Henry “Chatterbox” Wallace
In this final installment of The Taco Bell Killer, Eli and Mel discuss what happens when you’re arrested for the rape and murder of nine women and don’t understand how the law works. If you say “I killed those women” you don’t get to go back later and say “lol I didn’t mean it.” Well, […]
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Episode 64: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part II: Yoda Space Jesus
Eli and Mel pick up where they left off in chapter one with a man who might have been an ancient Egyptian priest or a French girl with a hefty chest. When you’re a devotee of the I Am Activity Movement the possibilities are endless and nothing is certain. In a universe of the unknown […]
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Episode 63: One Year Anniversary Special: Texas Gunsexuals
In this episode, The D.U.S.E. celebrates its one year anniversary! 365 days of delivering you the finest, purest, snortiest evil this world has to offer. We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far. So what better way to usher in another year of greatness than discussing a case that will never be solved? That’s […]
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Episode 62: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: The Bad Parties
Eli and Mel stick their necks out so you don’t have to! Eli takes on America’s billionaires, calling them out for their voracious appetite for unaccompanied minors. Right now, as we speak, there are roughly two-thousand children missing from Lahaina, Maui. Where did they go? Is it connected to Epstein’s Island? Why is JP Morgan […]
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Episode 61: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal […]
