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Episode 101: The Bridgewater Triangle Part I: Static In My Head
Another episode in our “Summer of Probing” series down the drain! In this episode Eli shares his conviction that the CIA is responsible for the “static” in his brain after they implanted a defective chip in his noggin. Or is it all the evil in there clawing its way out? Pick your poison! In the meantime, he educates Mel on the bloodiest conflict in American history — and no, it’s not the Civil War —…
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Episode 100: Freaks: Fact or Fiction?
It’s our 100th episode! And boy is it experimental as hell! Eli and The Iron Crow celebrate in the only way they know how: by exploiting the pain and suffering of others. Listen as Eli channels his inner Vanna White in our very first and totally original game show. Feel free to play along! It might just make a comeback. So settle into your comfiest chair, roll the thickest nuggiest nugg nugs in paper, pour…
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Episode 99: Dwight D York: The Egyptian Boogaloo
This episode is brought to you by the smooth sounds of the 1980’s R&B, soul, and slow jams that all you mommas and poppas can get down and boogie to! Just don’t forget that you might funk to a song performed by a notorious black supremacist, kemetic, pedophilic, minister, author, crooner, self proclaimed messiah, civil rights leader, reincarnated Sumerian Deity, and extraterrestrial cult leader who came down from Nibiru just to groove with the ladies,…
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DUSE After Dark: Feminism and Other Delusions
The DUSE After Dark is back! With Mel at the helm, she attempts to guide a belligerent and ignorant Eli through a slightly tipsy journey along the bumpy road we call feminism…and other delusions crafted by women who hate being women but are too dumb to understand that they hate women. We’ve got misogyny, abortion, biology, sex, and of course the little hat people, so if you like hearing a half-autistic woman trying to come…
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Episode 98: Miracle on the Mountain: Mistakes Were Made
This episode of The DUSE may end up being one of the best yet! Is it a bird? Is it an alien flying around taking on the world’s problems as his own? Is it a plane? Well, it was…before the DEI-hire pilots decided to nose-dive into the side of a freaking mountain and splatter their passengers all over the face of a glacier, leaving them to…well…fend for themselves. So if you like beef jerky, airplane…
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Episode 97: Legs Diamond: The Bullet Dodger
In this episode Elijah “Mother Fucking” Newton and Mel “The Iron Crow” November take you back to the days of Prohibition, a dark era of American history where women had the right to vote and to be prostitutes, where children worked in factories, where Jews were mobsters, and one crazy Irish-American thought it would be a good idea to rob the guys who would hire a hitman to take you out for cracking a joke…
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Episode 96: Whitley Strieber: Women In Space!
In this episode Eli and Mel cover the horrific alien abduction of fiction-author-turned-memoirist Whitley Strieber! And with a name like that it’s no wonder he was abducted by a bunch of midgets straight out of his bed. That’s right folks, if you like memory altering drugs, flying saucers, dirty little rooms, unwanted brain surgery, strange incisions, probes, and a tale so strange it’ll leave you with more questions than answers, the D.U.S.E. has delivered the…
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Episode 95: The Man Upstairs: You’re A Psychopath Eli!
In this magnificent return to the studio, Eli and Mel delve into one of America’s most enduring and popular urban legends: “The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs”. It influenced great horror movies in the 80’s as well as spooky stories told around campfires for generations. But be warned, this episode is not for the faint of heart! So if you can’t handle “Eli Story Corner”, naked women dipping delicious chicken nuggets into spicy sauces, young…
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Episode 94: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Hermit Crab Saga
Chris-Chan is back! Don’t worry though, it’s not a super complicated episode. In fact, just about any sea monkey in a hollow stump could sit in a pleather gaming chair and rant and rave for about an hour about an autistic man getting his nut up to save his fictional girlfriend, THC, Tide pods, 13-year-old internet terrorists, old lady sex traffickers, and of course a double date with your father! This just proves that Mel…
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Episode 93: The Order of the Pug: Kiss the Chocolate Star
In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the secret world of The Order of the Pug! Yes that’s right, those weird anti-establishment 18th century hippies who thought humanity was nothing but feral dogs and they were civilizing the world, one feral beast at a time. You’ll also get a brief history of esoteric pug statuettes, silver medallions, and portraits of people making weird faces while giving the finger to your divine right. Intrigued? Then…
