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Episode 92: Esoterica Eclipsia: Apocalypse Cow
The end is nigh! With the approach of the total eclipse of the sun, Eli is here to guide you on a tour of four massive esoteric theories detailing when, where, and why the Biblical Apocalypse might have a date with destiny right in our own backyard. Is he off his rocker? Is he smoking
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Episode 91: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part IV: All Aboard for Atlantis
The DUSE brings you the fourth installment of the Adventures of Guy Ballard! No matter your religious background, we can all agree that it’s never a good idea to mix mythological ancient cities, aliens digging up gold, old men figuring out how eyesight works, an interdimensional God King who might be planning mass assassinations, kung
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Episode 90: Dennis DePue: A Ghoulish Easter
This Easter, Eli and Mel talk about a ghoul of a man who by all accounts lived the American Dream. He had an ugly wife nobody else wanted to bang, three snot-nosed kids that didn’t like him, a job that afforded him nothing but headaches, and eventually a divorce that would set him on the
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Episode 89: Warlord Barbecue: That’s Not Chicken
In this episode Eli and Mel tackle one of the biggest stories to hit the headlines: the cannibal warlord taking over Haiti, a man who calls himself “Barbecue” not because he loves cold beer and cooking burgers poolside. So listen up as Eli exposes the neo-liberal left’s take on “revolutionaries” and how they’re oddly comfortable
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Episode 88: The Shankill Butchers: Little Man Complex
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya, lads and lasses! In the D.U.S.E.’s annual Saint Patty’s Day episode Eli struggles to get the words out as Mel listens to the story of an angry little Irish terrorist/soldier/gangster/serial killer known as Hugh “Lenny” Murphy, a name about as common in Ireland as Chin is in China! But
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Episode 87: Amelia Dyer: Once You Pop You Just Can’t Stop
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the international woman of the year: Amelia Dyer! A baby farmer so successful that the Victorian Era British government changed the adoption laws. No really, they did. But since it’s the Victorian Era, where shit ran through the gutters and murder was around every corner, their efforts
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Episode 86: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Miscreants Saga
Today’s selection pairs beautifully with whatever you’re currently doing in life because we all know that this is the best part of your week! It’s a blend of revenge for the death of a little brother, respect for a mythical Japanese nerd, love triangles, dastardly plots, Billy Mayes and his Oxi-Clean, trolls without their bridges,
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Episode 85: Roberta Elder: Bananas and Cheese
In this episode Eli once again proves he doesn’t have a good grasp of history, but who needs that when we’re talking about one of our nation’s lesser-known Bluebeards: Roberta Elder! Miss America Bluebeard 1952 runner-up to the much more famous Nannie Doss. Sure the papers could have reported on Roberta Elder, but it’s clear
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Episode 84: The Hart Family Murders: Sometimes Family Sucks
In this episode Eli and Mel bring the sad story of the Hart children to the forefront of everyone’s thoughts this week in Black History Month. Not every person who adopts a child is evil, but the vast majority of them are, especially if they’re white and liberal. No, we aren’t talking about Angelina Jolie.
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Episode 83: The Bjork Stalker: The Best Of Me
This Valentine’s Day, join us for a very special tale of love. It’s the one-of-a-kind love that only a man who hunts roaches for a living can feel for a ghoul– er, girl he’s never met. Take a journey into madness as Eli regales you with the story of how he sat down and watched
