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Episode 85: Roberta Elder: Bananas and Cheese
In this episode Eli once again proves he doesn’t have a good grasp of history, but who needs that when we’re talking about one of our nation’s lesser-known Bluebeards: Roberta Elder! Miss America Bluebeard 1952 runner-up to the much more famous Nannie Doss. Sure the papers could have reported on Roberta Elder, but it’s clear […]
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Episode 84: The Hart Family Murders: Sometimes Family Sucks
In this episode Eli and Mel bring the sad story of the Hart children to the forefront of everyone’s thoughts this week in Black History Month. Not every person who adopts a child is evil, but the vast majority of them are, especially if they’re white and liberal. No, we aren’t talking about Angelina Jolie. […]
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Episode 83: The Bjork Stalker: The Best Of Me
This Valentine’s Day, join us for a very special tale of love. It’s the one-of-a-kind love that only a man who hunts roaches for a living can feel for a ghoul– er, girl he’s never met. Take a journey into madness as Eli regales you with the story of how he sat down and watched […]
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Episode 82: Sister Credonia: #1 Mass Murdering Cult Leader
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of an Ugandan woman with caviar dreams. So how did she get there? Well turns out, if you’re smart, not ugly, and have a vagina, it’s easier than you think! I mean, she went from setting an ex-boyfriend’s belongings on fire, to the funny farm, […]
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Episode 81: Phoenix Jones: No Country For Heroes
The D.U.S.E. is ringing in Black History Month in style! In this episode Eli will regale you with the tale of a black man in Seattle who decided enough was enough! Donning a ski-mask and a fedora, this would-be hero fights off mobs of attackers until the cops show up to finally do their job. […]
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Episode 80: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Smelly Fish Saga
In this episode Eli and Mel cover a slew of interesting and totally not made up characters that revolved around Chris-Chan’s early internet career. Eli felt gross researching this episode so it’s his obligation to make you feel gross listening to the fruits of his labor! But maybe he’s doing it intentionally by channeling his […]
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Episode 79: Saint Ken “El Bastardo” McElroy
In this episode of the D.U.S.E. Eli retells the life and times of a man so great that he might actually have been a saint. Saint Ken? Saint Redneck? Whatever the case may be, he fits the definition of a Christian saint. I mean after all, he did have multiple child brides, he was the […]
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Episode 78: Cryptids: Wish I Had A Sweater
In this episode Eli and Mel sit back and relax along a very nice and totally not polluted river bank in West Virginia when suddenly a giant two-headed monstrosity breaches the water’s surface and drags Mel off to its den for a midnight snack. Does Eli bother to go looking for her corpse? Not a […]
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Episode 77: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part III: My Cat’s Nipples
In this amazing installment of The Adventures of Guy Ballard, Mel confesses her fascination with feline anatomy, but can you really blame her? Especially when the episode covers a cult leader who totally wasn’t having gay adventures in the woods of Mount Shasta with strange men while his wife thinks he’s communing with “God” or […]
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Episode 76: Keith “The Beast” Gibson: A Trustworthy Citizen
In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the story of a man so trustworthy that not only was he paroled early, they kept paroling him over and over again. And when the D.U.S.E. says “trusted” we mean he’s as trustworthy as a rabid fat woman set loose in an ice cream cake factory. But, […]
