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Episode 61: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal […]
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Episode 60: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Gentrifornication
Once again it’s time for you to put on your tin-foil hats as Eli and Mel open your third eye to the truth behind the fires that ravaged the town of Lahaina. Things are not as they seem. Were there just a few random fires that engulfed the whole town? Or was it a coordinated […]
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Episode 59: April Tinsley: Faster Than Your Friends
In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as “Moose” and a local with a history of being a weirdo, […]
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Episode 58: The Taco Bell Killer Part V: We Gonna Catch This Fool!
In this episode Eli and Mel manage to stay on track long enough to tie together the last three murders of Henry Louis Wallace and tell the story of his berserker rage. If you thought the man behind “Bad Henry” couldn’t give you anymore reason to hate him, you’re wrong! This episode has everything from […]
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Episode 57: The Green Bicycle: Might Have Been Shot
Everybody loves a good murder mystery right? Ask and the D.U.S.E. shall provide! This week Eli and Mel discuss one of England’s greatest murder mysteries and no we aren’t talking about that putz Jack the Ripper. When we say “murder mystery” we mean we know exactly who did it, and how. What we don’t know […]
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Episode 56: Sloss Furnaces: Built By The Devil
In this episode the D.U.S.E. isn’t the only one dancing around a fire intentionally trying to get burnt. Eli and Mel dive into a lesser known chapter of American history and discuss the horrific dehumanization, beatings, accidents, murders, maimings, and of course syphilis that occurred during the American Industrial Revolution! This ain’t your typical haunted […]
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Episode 55: Cryptids: Why I Don’t Go Outside
If you ever needed an excuse to stay indoors and vegetate in front of the idiot box, the D.U.S.E. has good news for you! Eli and Mel give you about a dozen reasons why you should avoid the horrors of the outside world. With stories about giant man-eating mosquitos in the American swamps, flying bird-snakes […]
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Episode 54: The Taco Bell Killer Part IV: B.Y.O.C.D.
This is possibly the D.U.S.E.’s most controversial episode yet. Despite just how off-topic they were, Eli and Mel do manage the bare minimum and discuss the murder of a hard-working single mother. The sheer amount of caucasity in this episode may make you want to throttle their necks, but if not, don’t forget: any party […]
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Episode 53: The Aurora Texas Incident: Mel Possibly A Gray
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Mel crash landing in Texas! In this episode Mel admits that it was she who caused the infamous Aurora Texas Incident and once again proves that no matter where you are in the universe women can’t drive. So who was the “little man” the town […]
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Episode 52: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part I: The Metaphysical Cheeseburger
A long time ago in a county of California far far away, one man on the search for humanity’s last hope finds a strange youth who conjured creamy liquids and did magic tricks. Little did he know, this strange boy was not a boy but an ascended Space Jesus who came to teach him how […]
