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Episode 75: Christmas Special: JonBenet Ramsey: Xmas Beauty Queen
Want to know what’s worse than seeing the notification for a new D.U.S.E. episode on Christmas Day? Being a child beauty pageant queen! In this very merry Christmas special Eli and Mel deliver you the finest evil the holidays can offer, and no we aren’t talking about your Aunt Marge’s blueberry cobbler. The story of […]
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DUSE After Dark: Where’s The Beef?
Mel rants about the state of American cuisine: what the elites think is for dinner, Californians drinking their own urine, Bill Gates bullying American farmers, and the terrible scourge of cow farts. Meanwhile in Iowa, Satanists are victimized by a hate crime when a statue of Baphomet loses its head, leading Eli to give a […]
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Episode 74: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga
What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! In this episode Eli and Mel discuss Chris-Chan’s rise to stardom with a descent into his infamous Sonichu web comic and a few of his early antics that would […]
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DUSE After Dark: Everything Is Made of Spiders
Here it is folks! The inaugural episode of the D.U.S.E. network’s hit new show: The DUSE After Dark! Hosted by the lovely Mel November and that guy she keeps hidden in her closet. This episode has everything you want: Eli ignoring what Mel says, Eli mansplaining why everyone in the world is wrong, and Eli […]
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Episode 73: The Killer Clown of Palm Beach: A “Thour-ah” Affair
What’s worse than being approached by a clown first thing in the morning? Being shot in the face by a clown first thing in the morning. And that’s the kind of evil being delivered to your ear holes by the D.U.S.E! Eli and Mel discuss the story of a six-foot tall sexually ambiguous bright orange […]
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Episode 72: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga
In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the super duper top secret world of a man and his never-ending quest to find the one thing we all need…Love! The Lord of The Rings has taught us that the most amazing journeys begin with one step…unless you’re Chris-Chan. Then you never take any actual steps. In […]
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Episode 71: The Grunch: A White Trash Goblin
Is it a ghost? Is it a demon? Does it have thumbs? That’s just a few of the questions Eli and Mel attempt to answer in this episode. Down a long desolate road in the middle of a swamp is the lair of….the Grunch! Whether it’s the demonic offspring of a voodoo priestess or the […]
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Episode 70: Thanksgiving Special: The Katrina Cannibal
Want to know what pairs well with a holiday where you sit around a table surrounded by loved ones and gorge yourself while the majority of the world starves? Listening to this year’s Thanksgiving special! And boy does the D.U.S.E. provide. In this episode Eli somehow thinks that the Big Easy is “Bean Town” which […]
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Episode 69: Albany Hauntings Part II: Ack-Dem-Dem-I-Shin
In this episode Eli and Mel discuss several hauntings across the city of Albany. Sure some of them might have been a hipster marketing strategy, but those of us at The D.U.S.E. assure you that some of them might be real. If you like stories of Catholic priests losing their minds, Dutch settlers getting scalped, […]
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Episode 68: Operation Mockingbird: Herbert Marcuse
We started with the Creel Committee during WWI and came up with the Office of War Information during WWII. This eventually gave way to the Office of Strategic Services and then the Central Intelligence Agency, once again proving that Eli’s schizophrenic paranoia was correct! Herbert Marcuse, a socialist Jew from Germany, created the open-air prison […]
