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Episode 67: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga
In this brand-new series, Eli and Mel prove that they’re much more than the uncultured swine they appear to be as they discuss the enigmatic black-hole of human attention known as Chris-Chan! Or the second coming of Christ, take your pick. This episode features a pair of alcoholics in their golden years, an animatronic bear […]
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Episode 66: Halloween Special: The Bloody Benders
In this Halloween special, Eli recounts the tale of a Mexican who strong-armed him for cheap Chinese food. But that’s not the only spooky thing revealed on the show this Samhain! It’s really about how happy families spend quality time together. Knitting, reading the newspaper, playing Yahtzee, murdering lonely men. Some might say there’s no […]
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Episode 65: The Taco Bell Killer Part VI: Henry “Chatterbox” Wallace
In this final installment of The Taco Bell Killer, Eli and Mel discuss what happens when you’re arrested for the rape and murder of nine women and don’t understand how the law works. If you say “I killed those women” you don’t get to go back later and say “lol I didn’t mean it.” Well, […]
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Episode 64: The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part II: Yoda Space Jesus
Eli and Mel pick up where they left off in chapter one with a man who might have been an ancient Egyptian priest or a French girl with a hefty chest. When you’re a devotee of the I Am Activity Movement the possibilities are endless and nothing is certain. In a universe of the unknown […]
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Episode 63: One Year Anniversary Special: Texas Gunsexuals
In this episode, The D.U.S.E. celebrates its one year anniversary! 365 days of delivering you the finest, purest, snortiest evil this world has to offer. We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far. So what better way to usher in another year of greatness than discussing a case that will never be solved? That’s […]
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Episode 62: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: The Bad Parties
Eli and Mel stick their necks out so you don’t have to! Eli takes on America’s billionaires, calling them out for their voracious appetite for unaccompanied minors. Right now, as we speak, there are roughly two-thousand children missing from Lahaina, Maui. Where did they go? Is it connected to Epstein’s Island? Why is JP Morgan […]
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Episode 61: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal […]
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Episode 60: Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Gentrifornication
Once again it’s time for you to put on your tin-foil hats as Eli and Mel open your third eye to the truth behind the fires that ravaged the town of Lahaina. Things are not as they seem. Were there just a few random fires that engulfed the whole town? Or was it a coordinated […]
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Episode 59: April Tinsley: Faster Than Your Friends
In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as “Moose” and a local with a history of being a weirdo, […]
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Episode 58: The Taco Bell Killer Part V: We Gonna Catch This Fool!
In this episode Eli and Mel manage to stay on track long enough to tie together the last three murders of Henry Louis Wallace and tell the story of his berserker rage. If you thought the man behind “Bad Henry” couldn’t give you anymore reason to hate him, you’re wrong! This episode has everything from […]
