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DUSE After Dark: Everything Is Made of Spiders
Here it is folks! The inaugural episode of the D.U.S.E. network’s hit new show: The DUSE After Dark! Hosted by the lovely Mel November and that guy she keeps hidden in her closet. This episode has everything you want: Eli ignoring what Mel says, Eli mansplaining why everyone in the world is wrong, and Eli
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Episode 73: The Killer Clown of Palm Beach: A “Thour-ah” Affair
What’s worse than being approached by a clown first thing in the morning? Being shot in the face by a clown first thing in the morning. And that’s the kind of evil being delivered to your ear holes by the D.U.S.E! Eli and Mel discuss the story of a six-foot tall sexually ambiguous bright orange
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Episode 72: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga
In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the super duper top secret world of a man and his never-ending quest to find the one thing we all need…Love! The Lord of The Rings has taught us that the most amazing journeys begin with one step…unless you’re Chris-Chan. Then you never take any actual steps. In
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Episode 71: The Grunch: A White Trash Goblin
Is it a ghost? Is it a demon? Does it have thumbs? That’s just a few of the questions Eli and Mel attempt to answer in this episode. Down a long desolate road in the middle of a swamp is the lair of….the Grunch! Whether it’s the demonic offspring of a voodoo priestess or the
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Episode 70: Thanksgiving Special: The Katrina Cannibal
Want to know what pairs well with a holiday where you sit around a table surrounded by loved ones and gorge yourself while the majority of the world starves? Listening to this year’s Thanksgiving special! And boy does the D.U.S.E. provide. In this episode Eli somehow thinks that the Big Easy is “Bean Town” which
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Episode 69: Albany Hauntings Part II: Ack-Dem-Dem-I-Shin
In this episode Eli and Mel discuss several hauntings across the city of Albany. Sure some of them might have been a hipster marketing strategy, but those of us at The D.U.S.E. assure you that some of them might be real. If you like stories of Catholic priests losing their minds, Dutch settlers getting scalped,
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Episode 68: Operation Mockingbird: Herbert Marcuse
We started with the Creel Committee during WWI and came up with the Office of War Information during WWII. This eventually gave way to the Office of Strategic Services and then the Central Intelligence Agency, once again proving that Eli’s schizophrenic paranoia was correct! Herbert Marcuse, a socialist Jew from Germany, created the open-air prison
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Episode 67: The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga
In this brand-new series, Eli and Mel prove that they’re much more than the uncultured swine they appear to be as they discuss the enigmatic black-hole of human attention known as Chris-Chan! Or the second coming of Christ, take your pick. This episode features a pair of alcoholics in their golden years, an animatronic bear
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Episode 66: Halloween Special: The Bloody Benders
In this Halloween special, Eli recounts the tale of a Mexican who strong-armed him for cheap Chinese food. But that’s not the only spooky thing revealed on the show this Samhain! It’s really about how happy families spend quality time together. Knitting, reading the newspaper, playing Yahtzee, murdering lonely men. Some might say there’s no
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Episode 65: The Taco Bell Killer Part VI: Henry “Chatterbox” Wallace
In this final installment of The Taco Bell Killer, Eli and Mel discuss what happens when you’re arrested for the rape and murder of nine women and don’t understand how the law works. If you say “I killed those women” you don’t get to go back later and say “lol I didn’t mean it.” Well,
