Episodes

  • Episode 49: Wendigo: Dipped In Mayo

    In this episode Eli proves his ignorance still reigns supreme when discussing the rich history of people who one day while hanging out by the campfire came across the worst thing that anybody could ever come across — those dang pesky Europeans! So how did this warning about what not to do when you’re forced […]

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  • Episode 48: The Taco Bell Killer Part II: The Taco Bell Summer Slam

    In this episode, in the red corner, at the height of 6’0″ and weighing in at 200lbs. we have Henry Louis Wallace aka “The Taco Bell Killer” aka “The Night Rider” aka “The First Black Serial Killer,” and in the blue corner we have three undersized women who didn’t have a chance. Eli and Mel […]

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  • Episode 47: Operation Mockingbird: A Lot of Confused People Out There

    This episode will be unlike anything you’ve see the D.U.S.E. crap out thus far! It’s chock full of culture, politics, musical talk, social activism, and everything that made America great…well semi-great. Turns out everything you love — from the Planters peanut guy to the toilet paper that brushes your brown eye — is all C.I.A. […]

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  • Episode 46: The Taco Bell Killer Part I: Mildly Entertaining

    In the newest addition to the D.U.S.E. catalog Eli and Mel discuss the life and times of the “first” black serial killer, Henry Louis Wallace, who gets that honor despite there being plenty of others before him because…reasons. What would you do if you witnessed a little boy wet his pants? If your answer is […]

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  • Episode 45: The Black Forest Haunting

    In this episode Eli and Mel bring you to the scenic and definitely not haunted woods of Black Forest, Colorado, where deep in the pine trees along a lonely road lies a two-story cabin owned by the Lee family. What makes this house so special? Well it’s certainly not the hundreds of self-obsessed ghosts just […]

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  • Episode 44: Who Put Bella In The Wych Elm?

    In this addition to “May Mystery Month” Eli and Mel discuss the tragic case of a mysterious woman nicknamed “Loubella.” This episode asks more questions than it answers. Questions like; Who was the woman found in the Wych elm? How did she get there? And why were boys fiddling around with her bones? If unanswerable […]

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  • Episode 43: The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders Part II: Smells Like Hotdogs

    In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the very real and totally not made up threat of illegal Canadian migrants and some other things that nobody really cares about. Like how an incest baby was really just the long lost son of some previously unknown British royal or how he was cheating on his […]

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  • Episode 42: The School Girl Killer Part V: The Life and Times

    The final chapter of the School Girl Killer is here! It’s hot, it’s steamy, it’s full of psychopathic lesbians who should definitely still be in prison but aren’t! Eli and Mel discuss the prison life of Canada’s hottest serial killer ever. So fellas, get out there and commit some crimes so that you too can […]

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  • Episode 41: The Wineville Chicken Coop Murders Part I: Wrapped In Papers

    Eli and Mel kick off “May Mystery Month” in classic D.U.S.E. fashion — by clubbing you over the head with an absolute banger of an episode. Do you like headless Mexicans? How about police corruption scandals? Want to know what you should do when a mother gets hysterical? Then listen to this episode! It’s got […]

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  • Episode 40: The School Girl Killer Part IV: Just Some Sick Puppies

    In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the crazy world that was mid-90’s Canada. (Who’re we kidding? Canada is still crazy.) Like all men before him, accused serial murderer and rapist Paul Bernardo can’t get a word in edgewise over the deafening sound of his wife hogging the spotlight — at his own trial! Not […]

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